Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
