I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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