there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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