We need to start having sex underwater more often.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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