She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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