Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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