I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
We are two peas in an std pod
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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