Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
It's just like the Real World with babies
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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