In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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