problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
Randomize
