Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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