She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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