Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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