1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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