**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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