It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I have grass duct taped all over my body
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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