They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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