: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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