You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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