we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
My dick has a subreddit
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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