That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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