So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
be right there i have to get my cape
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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