Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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