So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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