Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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