seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Congratulations! We have a period
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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