Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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