fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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