Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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