It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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