these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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