Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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