It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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