Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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