Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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