This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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