420 ftw
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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