he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
He shit in the fireplace
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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