I'm laying in your front yard are you home
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Randomize
