love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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