so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Randomize
