things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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