I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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