We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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