return my video game
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
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