hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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