Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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