That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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