that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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