I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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