i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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