The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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