You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Someone stole a lamp last night.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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