Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
i believe in u and ur pee
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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