i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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