I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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