Banned from zoo.
Again?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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